How To Take A Sh*t In The Union Square Barnes and Noble
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Verity Sits In Her Apartment

August 10 at 9:30 PM

How To Take A Sh*t In The Union Square Barnes and Noble:

Written and directed by Erin Gassner
Kate: Jaclyn B. Wood

Jackie: Anastasia Novak

Michelle: Allie Simone

Stage Directions read by Erin Gassner

New York City, the greatest city in the world! Here you can see Broadway shows, get a bacon egg and cheese at all hours of the day and night, but there are barely any public bathrooms. What are a few bookish girlies to do?! Michelle, Jackie, and Kate have rekindled their college friendship through their love of books. But things are not quite as perfect as it may seem. On an excursion to the Union Square Barnes & Noble, their friendship might end up getting flushed away...

Content Warnings: Discussion of sex scenes in books (not depicted onstage), swearing. Recommended for 16 and up.

Verity Sits In Her Apartment

Playwright: Lillian Mottern
Director: Danica Selem
Stage Manager: Hannah Yankowitz
Lighting Designer: Shane Hennessy
Verity: Mia Cusianovic
Clarity: Lydia Sims
Kate/ Ex-Girlfriend/ Verity’s Mother’s Best Friend / Best Friend: India Derewetzky
Male Friend/Spokesmen: Jack Ventimilia
Surgeon General /Psychologist /Theorist / Pastor/ Catcaller/ Beck: Ben Milliken

After she inexplicably meets her evil double in a freeway underpass, Verity sets out on the run, all the while trying to recount the teachings her mother passed down to her, some of them beautiful, some deeply strange.

Content Warnings: Recommended for ages 18+.