Excerpts from a play-in-progress. 

It’s 2am. It’s fall. You’re in the football stadium of a prominent New England university and you’re here to see three lectures spanning three decades: Mr. Lettuce discovers a far-right conspiracy on a gay sex website in the late 90’s; Ms. Beatific runs an ill-fated child beauty pageant in the early 2000’s; Lemon Peignoir prepares for an Office-themed wedding at the dawning of 2010. Everyone is dreaming. Everyone is a haunted house.  

*Please note that this performance will be presented at the Tank's in-person performance space at 312 W 36th St, Floor 1. All attendees and artists will be required to display proof of full covid vaccination before being admitted to the space, either by showing a vaccination record (vaccination card) at least two weeks out from the final dose of an approved vaccine, or by using New York's free Excelsior Pass service, available here. Patrons will also be required to wear masks while indoors at all times and for the time being, no food or beverage will be permitted to be consumed at the theater.