Once upon a time, there was a young girl, and she was not a princess or a pretty girl waiting to be a princess. Her hair got in her face and her mouth. Her dress did not fan out around her when she sat down. And she did not see a happily ever after on the horizon. A LADY DOES NOT SCRATCH HER CROTCH looks at how growing up in the shadow of a particular Disney princess can be confusing, confining and at times consuming.

About The Artists

Celeste Cahn (Writer/Performer) is an actor/director/writer from New Orleans, Louisiana who graduated from Brown University with a degree in Theatre Arts and Performance Studies and History (with a focus on Radical Social Change). She has performed at the Tank in Lady Fest and several times during Fast and Furious. She performed as Ariel in The Tempest at the New Orleans Shakespeare Festival and has spent March traveling to participate in a workshop of a Clown Iliad and to the Shakespeare in Prisons Conference in San Diego. In New York she has performed in Shakespeare's Clowns (The Players), The Great Filter (Barton Booth), a reading of Because I am your Queen (Like a Girl), Uncynical Queer Joy is the Solution to the Rise of Global Fascism (Good Work Gallery) and Amelia and Pippi (Unicorn Gallery).