Deniz is an alien. "A nonresident legal alien," she once heard an immigration officer whisper before he proposed to her with a wink and the promise of a Green Card. Look, Deniz is not from here but she actually kinda likes it here—except for when she doesn't. She still doesn't understand inches, feet, ounces, Fahrenheit, and why a quarter doesn't explicitly say 25 on it. Intrigued? Come see her holiday special where she talks about her home country, Turkey, her childhood, and her adventures in her second home, America.