Excerpts from a play-in-progress.

It’s 2am. It’s fall. You’re in the football stadium of a prominent New England university and you’re here to see three lectures spanning three decades: Mr. Lettuce discovers a far-right conspiracy on a gay sex website in the late 90’s; Ms. Beatific runs an ill-fated child beauty pageant in the early 2000’s; Lemon Peignoir prepares for an Office-themed wedding at the dawning of 2010. Everyone is dreaming. Everyone is a haunted house.