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If We Really Were Witches


  • The Tank 312 W 36th St New York, NY, 10018 United States (map)

Director: Kelly F. Burr
Assistant Director: Eleanor O'Meara
Production Manager: Rachel Franke

February 5th, 12th and 14 at 9:30 PM and 3:00 PM on February 7th

What would’ve happened if real witches dropped in on the witch hunts? Comedy, we’re pretty sure. Summoned by the ghost of a witch hunt victim, real witches Mildred, Agnes & Suds arrive to rescue innocent Obediently Snead and serve up a little justice of their own. When challenged by The Pricks of Puritanical Piety Guild and Social Club, the real witches turn the tables on those who abuse their power to harm others out of ignorance and fear.

This four-person 60-minute comedy self-identifies as "The Crucible Meets Monty Python" and is headed over to The Edinburgh Festival Fringe in 2026.

TICKETS
Earlier Event: February 5
SERIALS
Later Event: February 6
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