$15
Each month, Theater of the Apes plucks a long forgotten volume from the shelves of the New York Society Library and resurrect it as a low budget variety show.
Monday, March 11 8pm
The Up-to-Date Waitress by Janet McKenzie Hill (1914)
WITH:
Rosalind Grush (The Tank / Rosalind Grush’s Reproductive Cycle)
Katie Hartman (The Coldharts / The Twin Cities Horror Festival)
Ed Horan (Elevator Pitch)
Stephen ORourke (Peas and Carrots / Love Sucks)
Nate Shaw (Brooklyn Music Factory / The Oprah Winfrey Show)
Jason Trachtenburg (The Pendulum Swings / The Trachtenburg Family Slideshow Players)
Lady Von Tramp (Flighty Spirit)
Hosted by Queen of the Apes, Ayun Halliday (No Touch Monkey! / East Village Inky)
FROM THE BOOK:
The particular things that a waitress is called upon to do vary with the mode of life of those by whom she is employed, no less than with the section of the country in which she is located. But an axiom in life particularly applicable to the waitress is that ones value largely depends upon the number of things one knows how to do well.