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Congrats to Me


  • The Tank 312 W 36th St New York, NY, 10018 United States (map)

Congrats to Me
October 26 at 8:30 PM; October 27 at 9:30 PM; October 29 at 7:00 PM; October 30 at 9:30 PM

Lulu Fairclough-Stewart - Writer/Performer
Zoe Lesser - Director/Producer

Global temperatures are rising, refugees are being denied human rights, democracy is unraveling and….. women everywhere are STILL SINGLE!!! And they’re doing absolutely everything they can! How can this be? What is a girl to do?!

In an unhinged solo show that’s equal parts cabaret act, standup set, and first date, a straight-cis-upper-middle-class-white woman tries to figure out why America and men don’t love her back. Desperate to be the “ideal woman," find love and get fuuuuuucked — she keeps stumbling over white feminist rhetoric on her way to falling victim to the patriarchy. This one woman extravaganza invites the audience to laugh at how seriously we take ourselves and the harmful gender narratives that are ingrained in us by American media, politics, and our mothers.

CONTENT WARNING: Descriptions of sex and genitalia, Gun Violence, Body Shaming, Mentions of Overdosing & Suicide.

*All attendees and artists will be required to display proof of at least 2 doses of a covid vaccination before being admitted to the space. Patrons will also be required to wear masks while indoors at all times.

Earlier Event: October 25
Vax Check
Later Event: October 27
IRL + CYBERTANK: FUKT