Alternative Canon
Monday, July 20 @ 9:30 PM, 2026

Playwright: Erin Proctor
Director: Brandon Urrutia
Dramaturg: Rosalind Elise Parenzan

CAST:
Pilar Mendoza - Sarah
Danielle Breitstein - Hagar
Dayron Leon - Abraham
Mikey Fiocco - Nahor/Ishmael
Diana Buitrago - Terah/Michael
Aaron Burstein - Gabriel
Lot - Jarrett Cordeiro
Lot’s Wife - Dana Tortora 

Alternative Canon takes the Book of Genesis and flips it on its head by asking: What if God made contact with Sarah first instead of Abraham? Complete with tiny girlbosses, deities that transcend gender, and pillars of salt; this campy comedy will show you what really goes into the nitty gritty of Intelligent Design.

Content advisory: death, suicide, miscarriage, Biblical Violence