No One’s Really A Vampire
Saturday, June 27 at 7pm | Sunday, June 28 at 3pm

written by Matt Rose & Emily Greenberg
directed by Mace Cowart & Cristina Neely
produced by Larsen Nichols & Mojo Knott
in association with The Club Creates
starring Max Raymond*, Jake Wallack, Hazel Hakel, and Aaron Applebey
projection & sound design by Sophie Simons
lighting design by Dylan Marin
stage managed by Latrel Thompson
intimacy coordinated by Marie Finch-Koinuma
fights coordinated by AJ Sloane
*Equity Member appearing with permission of Actor’s Equity Association without benefit of an Equity contract in this Off-Off Broadway Production

Stuck crashing at his older boyfriend’s place, a jobless wannabe-OnlyFans twink becomes obsessed with dating a “vampire” he meets online in lieu of finding a new apartment. Meanwhile, said “vampire” – secretly just a college freshman theater nerd – is navigating a will-they-won’t-they with his roommate and on a mission to lose his virginity to impress her. No One’s Really a Vampire is about bad habits, gay sex, hot people, obsession, and the delusions we can fool ourselves into believing when reality gets a little annoying.