If You’re a Man at Night… You Gotta Be a Man in the Morning
May 15 - May 23

Di Lobontiu - Writer & Performer
Em Hausmann - Director
Utkarsh Rajawat - Performer
Dani Koenig - Performer
Cori Diaz - Stage Manager
Whimzee Lee Hanna - Lights/Projections Designer
Sid Diamond - Sound Designer/Composer
Steffany Poveda-Solorio - Videographer

Disgraced Olympic swimmer Ryan L*chte is dying of loneliness in his McMansion, desperately trying to milk attention from his robot wife Deirdre, a Cyclops Michael Ph*lps, and the audience themselves, while he mulls over lost celebrity, dominance, and the geography of failure [a yuckety gravelly downward path].