Santa is an A$$#0L&

Written by Emile Aslan Lacheny

Directed by Aiden Dalton

December 9th at 9:30 pm, December 12th at 7 pm, December 16th at 7 pm, December 17th at 9:30 pm, December 19th at 3 pm & December 20th at 7 pm

Veronica Murphy (Stage Manager )

Pablo Gatto (Costume Designer )

Juliana Brito (Graphic Designer)

Annie Kefalas (Fight Choreographer)

Starring:

Emile Aslan Lacheny URCH

Megan Gwyn JEAN

EJ Paras DANNY

Amari Flynn ZAZA

Micah Price JACOBO

Cassandra Giovinne BOSS

Joe Armando Grosso DOCTOR

Christmas Eve at the Friend in Need suicide hotline. Urch and Jean are counting down the hours when Danny arrives — shot in the head, insisting he's fine, and pursued by a hired gunman (well really his best friend) Jacobo who was paid by gun lobbyists to finish the job. A man who survived a bullet is bad for business. Things escalate fast as Zaza, a lonely woman on Christmas looking for company, and maybe to flirt with Urch a little, finds herself in the middle of the chaos. A dark Christmas comedy about chosen family, love and how to survive in a late stage capitalism society. Christmas for gays.

Content Warning: Gun Violence/Suicide/Sexual Harassement/Strong Language