Santa is an A$$#0L&

Written by Emile Aslan Lacheny

Directed by Aiden Dalton

December 9th at 9:30 pm, December 12th at 7 pm, December 16th at 7 pm, December 17th at 9:30 pm, December 19th at 3 pm & December 20th at 7 pm

Veronica Murphy (Stage Manager )

Pablo Gatto (Costume Designer )

Juliana Brito (Graphic Designer)

Salma Hindi (Assistant Director)

Annie Kefalas (Fight Choreographer)

Starring:

EJ Paras (Danny)

Amari Flynn (Zaza)

Cassandra Giovinne (Boss)

Christmas Eve at the non-profit suicide hotline "Friend in Need" is about to go from grim to worse for employees Urch and Jean as absolute insanity breaks loose when, Danny, a homeless man friend of Jean's, seeks shelter at their offices as he is being pursued by gun lobbyists for not dying after being shot in the head (which is bad for business). Soon after, his roommate/lover Jacobo bursts in to finish the job. Danny, Urch, Jean and Zaza (who just wanted to not feel so lonely on Christmas and got more than she bargained for) will have to juggle surviving the night while making sure the job is done. Wacky, hilarious and non stop insanity ensues.

Content Warning: Gun Violence/Suicide/Sexual Harassement/Strong Language