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Golem Owned A Tropical Smoothie


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Golem Owned A Tropical Smoothie

October 17 - November 10

A NEW MUSICAL WITH BOOK, MUSIC, & LYRICS BY ETHAN CRYSTAL & GARRETT POLADIAN

DIRECTED BY PATRICK SWAILES CALDWELL

FEATURING JARRED BEDGOOD, ETHAN CRYSTAL, JULIAN DIAZ-GRANADOS, MEGAN GRIGGS, CARSON HIGGINS, QUIANA ONRAE’L HOLMES, GARRETT POLADIAN, SLEE, AND LEA NARDI

Golem Owned a Tropical Smoothie tells the story of Golem, a non-copyright infringing creature who owns a non-copyright infringing smoothie shop called Tropical Smoothie in Panama City Beach, Florida. All is going well – until Smeegle, the notorious CEO of the mega-corporate Smoothie Kingdom, threatens to drive him out of business with tax loophole trickery. To save the shop, Golem and his loyal employees (Ian, a high school kid; Gabby, his overachieving older sister; and Kyle, a stoner college dropout) must come up with a plan to raise $60,000 in one week – or maybe 5 days? It doesn’t really matter. The point is, Golem owned a Tropical Smoothie.

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