About The Show

Once upon a time, there was a young girl, and she was not a princess or a pretty girl waiting to be a princess. Her hair got in her face and her mouth. Her dress did not fan out around her when she sat down. And she did not see a happily ever after on the horizon. A LADY DOES NOT SCRATCH HER CROTCH looks at how growing up in the shadow of a particular Disney princess can be confusing, confining and at times consuming.

This show is playing as part of Lady Fest in a split event with NURSE SLUTS.

About the Artist

Celeste Cahn (writer/performer) graduated from Brown University in 2015 with a double concentration in Theatre and History (with a focus on Radical Social Change). She now lives in New York City, where she recently performed "Alternative Facts Madlibs" at the Tank, "Amelia and Pippi" at The Unicorn Gallery, Because I am Your Queen at Theatre Lab and directed GlenGary Glen Escalator at the PIT Underground. Recently she worked in Minneapolis with 10,000 Things on their production of Intimate Apparel. She just returned from her hometown, where she played Ariel in The Tempest at the New Orleans Shakespeare Festival.

LadyFest 2017!

This show is being produced as part of The Tank's annual LadyFest 2017!