Welcome to Mermaidland, the only place on earth where mermaids are real! Join us for our afternoon special starring Mermaid Bee, Mermaid Vana and our newest princess of the deep, Mermaid Marie! Please avoid the alligators and if one named Larry approaches you, do not make eye contact. Thank you. All best, Lola the Inventor of Mermaidland.
(Please join us for a staged reading of a kickass new play by Anya Richkind. Your pelagic presence will be a crucial for the development of this singularly amphibious play. Free and open to the public. We hope to see you there!)