Email Pro began as an experiment to see whether people would pay for
emails. From there it became a problematic obsession with inbox content.
Today, Email Pro is poorly understood, but there's one rule of thumb:
"Everything is completely real." Join us for three new evenings with Ivan
Anderson, the man who invented Email Pro, as well as a few special guests.
The programs will include a simulcast from Hologram Island, a
question-and-answer session, and a special masterclass on writing emails to
strangers. If you have ever wondered what Email Pro is, this event was
meant for you. Anyone planning to attend is advised to destroy as many
favicons and hashtags as possible before arrival.
PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT
EVERY EMAIL PRO PERFORMANCE IS UNIQUE, AND EACH ONE WILL BE DIFFERENT THAN
THE OTHER ONES.